Un-Truths

I didn't do that

I killed your cat

Your not fat
...

I did my chores

My homework is done 

School was great

I'll pay you later

I love the rain

Steamed mushrooms are delicious

You'd make a great couple

 I've jumped off a cliff

The weather channel intrigues me

when its on the TV

It wasn't me 

that cut down your cherry tree

I've swam with piranhas

and climbed the Eiffel Tower

using only a toothpick 

and baby powder

I have my own company 

We sell lemons and vacuums

I've got an evil laugh

Hee Ha Hoo Hoo!

I am a super hero
So many powers I obtain
On my fingers I could balance
A 200,000 ton train

 My dad is a king
Mom is a billionaire
I own the earth, the sky
the ocean, the air


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Or not